Life Lessons!

Here's some random 'nuggets of pointless' that I've picked up in my 20 - something years.

Attractiveness

Women, generally speaking, think themselves less attractive than you think they are. This means, as a guy, you're sitting at the bar wanting to go over and talk to her, but you think she's too good looking for you, so you talk about football with your buddy instead. Meanwhile, she's over there wondering why no one is talking to her, and becoming convinced that she must look weird. Or her boobs aren't the 'right' size. Or her elbows are funny looking.

Lesson: It's a wonder we manage to breed as a species at all.

Sex

Most women like sex. Don't argue with her if she wants it. And for fucks sake - don't over think that shit. Give her what she wants. 

Lesson: Trust me, the world will be a better place.

Glasses

Women look better in glasses than men do. Almost without exception. And it's fucking annoying. 

Lesson: If you need glasses, be female.

Problems and Solutions

The world is made up of two types of people. Around 90% of us are the type that sees the problem, and tells you about it. While 10% of us are the type that sees the problem and suggests 3 solutions. The later type are typically your CEO's, bazillionaires, entrepreneurs, and general get-shit-done-bad-ass-bitches.

Lesson: Try not to be in the 90% . Even if you never quite get out of the herd, at least by trying you'll be a little less annoying to us 10%ers.

Dicks

Having a penis is excellent. Interestingly, in many cultures, simply having a penis affords you some additional benefits beyond simply being able to stick it into people. Or things. Some of these benefits are subtle, and some are utterly outrageous.

Lesson: If you have a dick, don't BE a dick. You've got it pretty good.

But here's the something I haven't figured out yet

Why - in my fucking twenties, can I still not spell 'necessary' without autocorrect helping me out?

The Fuck?

When You Kiss Her.

When you love someone, you care about their well being, success, happiness, health and growth. You want them to be well and you'd be willing to help them if they needed it.

When you love someone, you respect them and cherish who they truly are. You accept their flaws and understand that while they may not be perfect, it's their imperfections that colors their personality with the humanity you adore.

When you love someone, they take up a place in your soul permanently. They are never far from your thoughts and often times you'll smile at nothing more than a special memory and a warm feeling.

When you love someone. You know it. You accept it and use that love in its proper context. Love will display itself in many different ways and has a different texture and application depending on the relationship with who you love. But love is also universal and true, it's a lot of things to a lot of people.

When you love someone. You care, truly and deeply. You don't just hand out platitudes, you hand them your heart and would do anything to help them if you could and they needed it.

When you love someone, you do all of that and feel that way regardless if you're in a relationship with them or not. Even if you haven't spoken in ages, they still have a special place in your heart. Love never grows old and love never dies, it's just sometimes we bury it under things like jealously and resentment that we no longer have access to it.

When you love someone.

When you love someone, you care about their well being, success, happiness, health and growth. You want them to be well and you'd be willing to help them if they needed it.

When you love someone, you respect them and cherish who they truly are. You accept their flaws and understand that while they may not be perfect, it's their imperfections that colors their personality with the humanity you adore.

When you love someone, they take up a place in your soul permanently. They are never far from your thoughts and often times you'll smile at nothing more than a special memory and a warm feeling.

When you love someone. You know it. You accept it and use that love in its proper context. Love will display itself in many different ways and has a different texture and application depending on the relationship with who you love. But love is also universal and true, it's a lot of things to a lot of people.

When you love someone. You care, truly and deeply. You don't just hand out platitudes, you hand them your heart and would do anything to help them if you could and they needed it.

When you love someone, you do all of that and feel that way regardless if you're in a relationship with them or not. Even if you haven't spoken in ages, they still have a special place in your heart. Love never grows old and love never dies, it's just sometimes we bury it under things like jealously and resentment that we no longer have access to it.

Forever. Together. Almost.

Her - I really miss you 

Me - I miss you too! 

Her - Being apart is difficult. 

Me - Yes it is. Makes me appreciate our time together. 

Her - Me too! That's so sweet! 

Me - Makes me wanna be with you all the time. ALL THE TIME! 

Her - Me too! All the time! 

Me - Yep. All the time. 23/6. 

Her - 23/6?? That's not all the time! 

Me - Well, it's really close. 

Her - Close?? What about the other 24 hours?!?! 

Me - Well, nothing wrong with a little down time. 

Her - Down time!?!? WTF?? Downtime???? 

Me - Not to get away from you! Just cause MISSING you is such a treat. Reunion Sex! 

Her - Reunion Sex? Hmmmm.....ok. Good save. 

Me - (Whew!!) Thanks! Did I mention I miss you???

It's important you are speaking the right relationship language.

Love is not one size fits all and it's not always spoken in the same language between couples. I'm not talking about saying it in English, Hindi, French or Spanish, but I'm talking about how it's communicated through actions, words and interactions most of all.

Some might express love with flowers, while someone else might convey the same thing with spanking their significant other. Some might be gentle with the one they love while someone else might be harsh and rough with them. Some might want romantic dinners by candle light, some might just want kinky nights. Others might want it all.

Beyond feelings is the ability to express and live out those feelings. There are an infinite number of ways to tell someone you love them. Saying it is only one way and often the cheapest and easiest, but not always the best or most appropriate way to say it.

As the saying goes, actions speak louder than words and love is a verb. Well, those actions joined together are their own language.

You can say I love you in many different ways, it's not just feeling something for someone, but understanding what language they speak and knowing how to speak it. Because each relationship has its own language and when you start speaking a different one, than the one you both created, then you're not going to understand each other and no one enjoys having to overcome a language barrier.

P.S. If you're a book worm or looking for a book to read, I recommend - The 5 Love Languages by Gary Chapman. Go for it.

Girls, Unlocked.

From a distance, they like to chat, have interesting conversations and aren't the sum total of what's on their mind.

Up close and in person, they like to chat, have interesting conversations and aren't the sum total of what's on their mind. 

And sometimes, when you chat, have interesting conversations and realize that she isn't the sum total of what's on her mind, 

She might love you like there is no tomorrow.